LMAO…Man made bomb threat at restaurant to get friend out of work

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An Orange County man was arrested after police in Lake County said he called in a bomb threat to a restaurant to get his friend out of work.

The Lady Lake Police Department said on Sunday afternoon Anthony Borrell, 28, from Ocoee, called the Gators Dockside Restaurant in Spanish Springs and told the manger he had placed a bomb in the restaurant.

Police evacuated the building and a bomb detection dog was called in to search the building but no bomb was found and the restaurant reopened for business.

Investigators said they learned that Borrell placed the call from a pay phone near his Ocoee home in an attempt to get his female friend, a waitress at the restaurant, out of work for the day.

Detectives spoke with Borrell and he turned himself in at the Lady Lake Police Department on Thursday.

Borrell was charged with False Report of Planting a Bomb and booked into the Lake County Jail with a bond of $4,000.

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LOL…Wendy’s employee fired for serving marijuana-topped bluntburger

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Usually people smoke marijuana and then get fast food, but one Wendy’s employee allegedly decided to expedite the process by serving a burger that was topped with pot instead of bacon.

An employee of a Wendy’s in Georgia was arrested last month after a customer called to report that she found a half-smoked blunt inside the bun of her cheeseburger. Apparently 32-year-old Amy Seiber was smoking at work and “misplaced” the blunt.

Officers from the Lovejoy Police Department responded to the scene to meet with the customer and Seiber admitted the blunt was hers. In addition to being arrested, she was also fired.

According to TMZ, the customer didn’t get the munchies and instead experienced food poisoning-like symptoms and had to be hospitalized, despite the fact that photos show the blunt, collected as evidence, didn’t appear to have been eaten. The customer claims Wendy’s offered to help pay for her medical bills and gave her a $50 gift certificate.

“Obviously the employee broke the rules and did not follow proper food handling steps … We are deeply sorry that this incident occurred,” a Wendy’s representative said.

Joke of the Day

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The doc told a guy that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, “What the hell, I’ll try it.”

He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn’t do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.

Finally, he realized his solution.

On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck.

Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to wank.

He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to the big finish, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants.

Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, “What?”

He heard, “This is the police. What’s going on down there?”

The man replied, “I’m checking out the rear axle, it’s busted.”

Came the reply, “Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you’re down there because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago.”

Apocalyptic Cannabis Stash Found In Cold War Nuclear Bunker

 

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A huge haul of cannabis has been discovered in an underground nuclear bunker designed to help people survive the end of civilisation as we know it.

Hundreds of plants and expensive specialist growing equipment was found by police in the Drakelow tunnels near Kidderminster in Worcestershire.

The Cold War bunker yielded more than 400 plants, thought to have a street value of around £650,000.

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Officers branded as “large and sophisticated” the operation to produce huge quantities of the class B drug in the underground complex, constructed when the end of the world was thought to be close at hand.

In the event of nuclear winter, Drakelow would have been used as a headquarters for the local government. But with the passing of the threat of this version of Armageddon, the complex was used for other purposes.

North Worcestershire were tipped off about the new use for the Drakelow tunnels. A 45-year-old man was arrested at a separate address in Kidderminster for suspected production and supply of controlled drugs and money laundering.

Superintendent Kevin Purcell said officers uncovered the cannabis during a search with a warrant. He said: “While executing the warrant at Drakelow Tunnels we discovered a large and sophisticated cannabis growing operation and although the plants will need to be tested it would appear that this seizure has prevented a large quantity of illegal drugs ending up on the streets. That in itself is a very positive outcome.

“While we have made an arrest in connection with this I would stress that this is a dynamic, ongoing investigation and we would very much like to hear from anyone who may have seen any suspicious activity near the tunnels or know anything that could be helpful to our inquiry.”

Dumb Crooks: Man Robs Wells Fargo Bank, Gets Caught At Bus Stop

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Deputies say a man robbed a local bank and was caught shortly after at a bus stop.

The Orange County Sheriff’s Office said 50-year-old Timothy Jones is accused of robbing a Wells Fargo bank, changing his clothes, then waiting for the bus outside.

Deputies said Jones allegedly applied he had a weapon and forced the bank manager to give him money.

Witnesses told deputies he left the bank and changed clothes at a nearby gas station.

Deputies said Jones was waiting for the bus when witnesses recognized him and told law enforcement.

All of the money taken from the bank was recovered.

Weed Song Wednesdays: What I Be On

Devin the Dude is one of the storyteller in the hip hop world. He make the best blunt smoking song ever.
Enjoy!!!

(Intro)
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-daaa
(Verse 1)
Folks be trippin on me I just be doin my thang,
Hoes be likin the way my big ol’ nuts hang and swang.
People out in public see me smokin’ on my herb,
They want me to sell them some but I must conserve.
(Chorus)
I be getting by,
I be staying focused,
I be getting high.
I hard-ly noticed,
I be on my grind,
I be on my hustle y’all.
I stay on my P’s and Q’s,
My weeed and brew.

Just the twist that I use,
To get me in a good mood,
I dont know about you,
Everybody, got they own bitch,
(Each and everyone of you need some kind of shit).
(mixes)
Who-who-who got the weed?
Sm-sm-smoke something
Wh-who-who got the weed
(Verse 2)
Sometimes I get tipsy, get so high that I forget,
That I had enough and I jus keep puffin this shit.
Alot of times I’m cool although it seems I’m fast asleep,
(What ya say man, I’m havin king kong with this muthafucka, cuz my head hurts to me?)
(Chorus)
I be getting by
I be staying focused
I be getting high
I hard-ly noticed
I be on my grind
I be on my hustle y’all
I stay on my P’s and Q’s
My weeed and brew

Just the twist that I use
To get me in a good mood
I dont know about you.
Every-body, got they own b*tch
(Go ahead, do what you do, just stay off my d*ck)
(Mixes)
Hi-hi-hi-hit it a couple of times,
N pass that shit mu-mu-mu-muthafucka.
Pass that shit n*gga!
(Verse 3)
I chill out at the crib I roll my green and smoke so much,
No female companion and it seems I lost my touch,
But I love the ladies and the ladies they love me,
When I was ten my teenage girlfriend asked me for some wee-weed.
(Chorus)
I be getting by
I be staying focused
I be getting high
I hard-ly noticed
I be on my grind
I be on my hustle y’all
I stay on my P’s and Q’s
My weeed and brew

Just the twist that I use
To get me in a good mood
I dont know about you
Every-body, got they own bitch
(Each and everyone of you need some kind of sh*t)

GGN Thanksgiving Special 2013

In this GGN Thanksgiving Shit Show… Devin the Dude FINALLY makes his way to the studio, Jeff Ross goes down the line with insults, Luenell keeps it classy as always, Andrea from Andrea’s Choice kinda just sits there, Bishop makes Andrea a little uncomfortable and Daz is Daz!!! Make sure you follow this week’s Stormy Fronts @uldouz (instagram/twitter) who is also our bartender for Thanksgiving dinner. All this and more on GGN u-funky-bitch-u!!!

LOL….. Georgia court listed ‘slave’ as an occupation

georgia-court-slave-occupation.siA man completing a new online juror questionnaire for the DeKalb County Court in Georgia found a surprising and unpleasant suggestion when he was typing in his occupation: slave.

According to local NBC affiliate 11Alive News, the court doesn’t have an explanation yet for why the word is even on the questionnaire. The man filling out the form reportedly clicked the letter “s” intending to find the word “sales,” and instead ended up with “slave” as a suggestion.

Court Administrator Cathy McCumber told the station the online form just went live a month ago, and the list of occupations originated from the county’s previously offline catalogue, which had been used for 13 years prior. That list is 62 pages long, and McCumber couldn’t say if the word “slave” was always listed as an occupation or if it somehow showed up after the new questionnaire went online.

The company in charge of developing the court’s software said the user is responsible for filling in the drop-down menus with whatever options they choose, which suggests the word was somehow added by a county employee

McCumber said it will take time for an investigation to figure out how or when the word entered the form’s database, but she added that it was removed within an hour of its discovery.

Speculations online have ranged from disbelief and anger to the possibility that an employee entered the word as a joke. DeKalb residents, meanwhile, reacted with shock when they were shown the questionnaire.

“So they’re saying it’s a mistake? I don’t think so,” said Bridgette Mathis to 11Alive. “Why is that even an option? Wow.”

“Hopefully it’s just a glitch and hopefully it will be worked out,” Anna Wyatt said. “It doesn’t make sense, but at the same time people make mistakes.”

Joke of the Day: Ugly Baby

h18D20AB0A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ”Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ”The driver just insulted me!” The man says: ”You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

LOL….Man angry At Wife, Leaves Phony Bomb On Kitchen Counter

This wasn’t the most explosive marriage of all time.

A man angry about his impending divorce is suspected of leaving a pipe on the table for his wife, with a note that read, “This is a explosive. Its a bomb [sic].” Scrawled in red ink next to the pipe was the word, “BOOM.”

Randolph Smith, 51, was arrested on charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, planting a hoax bomb and resisting arrest, WPBF reports.

On Thursday night, deputies in Vero Beach, Fla. got a call from the victim, who said Smith left a gray pipe connected to a wire on the kitchen counter. She told deputies the two were in the process of a divorce.

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A bomb squad responded and found that the device didn’t actually contain any explosives. Police tracked down Smith at a nearby Burger King and arrested him. He reportedly told cops that the bomb threat was a hoax, because his wife “pissed him off,” WPTV reports.

Smith was held at the Indian River County Jail in lieu of $11,000 bail.